What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch?

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Favorite character meme

↳ One characterAmy Santiago

I once arrested a 96-year-old for flashing. I was terrified he’d die in my backseat… or flash me.”

I was always glad I said that. It was the only compliment I ever paid him.

Rachel Green Best Comebacks

I’m fairly intuitive and psychic. It’s a substantial gift.